Lock Your Damn Door Keychain

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To quote my mother who said this frequently when I was growing up, "we don't live in Mayberry!" (aka the fictional bucolic town Andy Griffith worked in... so we watched a lot of Nick at Nite).

This vintage motel-style keychain will not-so-gently remind you to LOCK YOUR DAMN DOOR so you can continue living your life and not get well, you know what happens. Perfect for true crime fans! Engraved and hand-painted by me, then finished with a metal keyring.

Materials: acrylic, metal

Measurements: keychain portion measures approx. 4" long, not including metal keyring

Most items are made to order; please allow up to 5 days handling time.

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